a coven of histrionic meatloaf enthusiasts

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Nobody ever writes stories about kids who want to learn the classical violin but whose parents force them to learn the electric guitar instead.

color--theorist

Generationally speaking, we are well past the point where this is a plausible storyline.

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"But papà! I wish to play in an orchestra!"

"That noise ain't music! We only play Classic Rock in this family! And you will address me as 'daddio' while you're livin' under my roof, kid!"

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Small Child (miserably): "I dig."